I am Jason, I'm a bit geeky, I slice monsters and do astronaut sex on the moon. My goal in life is to give my grandkids Werther's Originals and own a floating sofa.
Oh and if you ask me anything, there's enough answers to go around
I also answer to JD if you guys know me by that name
True sometimes in my case
HEY BARRY BRACE YOURSELF FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY BECAUSE WE ARE SO MAKING ALL OF THESE AND GETTING HAMMERED!
Boys are stupid and have no concept of gaining anything other than a quick fuck and spend their time kicking a ball around a field and sometimes they smell really bad and drink too much.
Men are just as bad.
Some guys just like to wear ties and collect crisp packets, just saying